J.S. Gornael has a BA in English with a Creative Writing Emphasis in Poetry and an MFA in Fiction. He has taken workshops in poetry, fiction, and non-fiction (though mostly the second). Half-cinephile ...

Back when we were kids, everything just seemed to make sense, especially in the "SpongeBob SquarePants" universe. SpongeBob was a sea sponge. Mr. Krabs was a crab. Plankton was plankton. And Squidward ...

Squidward becomes the voice of reason and criticizes Mr. Krabs for taking advantage of SpongeBob's selflessness in "Born Again Krabs." Squidward takes a stand and convinces SpongeBob to rebel against ...

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A research vessel off the coast of California stirred excitement this week when they captured footage of a “googly-eyed” Stubby squid — and what appears to be the real life version of “Spongebob ...

I said it once and I’ll say it again: The whole Bikini Bottom is sleeping on Squidward Tentacles’ talent. Clarinet player, real talker (“everybody’s a critic”), adulthood icon, and artist in many ...

Picture Thanos (Josh Brolin) has he ravaged Titan with a crushed up moon. Now, take SpongeBob Squarepants’ Squidward Tentacles and combine the two. Trust us, the end result is exactly as terrifying as ...