Had I known that “cat writer” was a legit title I wouldn’t be here, chained to this newsroom desk. I’d be out in the wild grabbing life by the scruff. Chasing my dreams like they were goddamn laser ...

I am another one of those Gen Z cat girls. My feline friend’s name is Lilac, and she is treated like a princess by myself and my two roommates. She has a daisy water fountain, an adorable pink flower ...